FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
KELL'N DUSKWEAVER FOUND DECAPITATED
Mass murderer of Grungs no longer a threat.
[LOST CITY OF OMU, CHULT, July 29, 2018] Tomb Dwarves, employed by Acererak, recovered the decapitated body of Kell'n Duskweaver from the Tomb of the Nine Gods. The Dwarves, Itchy and Scratchy, while preforming their duties of resetting the tomb's traps, discovered the headless body of Duskweaver beside the Sphere of Annihilation.
Duskweaver is best known throughout Chult as a mass murderer of Grungs and the leader of the Grung Genocide Movement. The Grung Genocide Movement started when Duskweaver's party went to explore Nangnang's Shrine. Upon arrival at the shrine, and without any provocation by the Grungs, Kell'n Duskweaver immediately starting killing Grungs, wiping out this particular tribe of grungs. Only one Grung, Hopalong Lillypad, managed to escape this viscous attack. Lillypad contacted other Grung Tribes informing them of the massacre. The Grungs organized an ambush on Kell'n as his adventuring party left the Fane of the Night Serpent. Even with the resources provided to the Grungs by the Sewn Sisters, the ambush was unsuccessful and led to the eradication of 20+ Grungs.
In an exclusive interview with GNN, Itchy and Scratchy said that no signs of foul play were found. “It's like the fool just stuck his head into the Sphere of Annihilation. It was truly a rookie move.”
Grungs throughout Chult have started a month-long celebration. Festivities will be held at the amphitheater in Omu, and are open to all. Grung Mayor Jeremiah Bullfrog while announcing the celebration said “I've made arrangements with Acererak to magically project the tomb's surveillance footage onto the western cliff face of Omu so everyone can laugh at the demise of Kell'n Duskweaver. Make sure you attend it will be the best celebration ever!”
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